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Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: How The European Debt Crisis Is Like...
(Paris) Ah, the enchantment –– the boulevards, the catacombs, the long lines of tourists, the little dogs and the charming messes they leave on the pavement. I’m here in The City of Light wearing my...
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Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: On The Trail Of Mitt’s Money
(Zurich) The train to DeGaulle Airport was so hot that the wine I drank the night before poured out of me like water from the Fontaine Saint-Michel. My shirt was soaked and my deodorant was failing,...
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Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: Tea Party Lessons For The Whores Of Rome
(Rome) I just finished a perfectly-prepared sardine antipasti, caprese salad, and a plate of grilled calamari. The wine was a Pinot Grigio from the area. Nice. It’s hot as hell here, but a breeze is...
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Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: Austerity’s A Bitch And Then You Die
(Pittsburgh) A few days ago I was in Rome, now I’m in Pittsburgh. My serotonin level is in freefall. No, Pittsburgh’s nice, really! The frutti di mare is good here. It’s the jet lag and the...
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Veep Hopeful Rob Portman Just Like Mel Gibson But Not So Psycho, Maybe
Mitt Romney is rumored to be close to selecting a running mate, and there’s a testosterone-laden badass on the short hairs list. Ohio Senator Rob Portman told the Associated Press that after flipping...
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Love Letter from Federal Prisons Director To Unabomber Et Al.: ‘I Want You to...
The 200,000-plus inmates of the US Federal prison system had a wonderful surprise one day in July –– they received a special letter! Charles E. Samuels Jr., director of the Federal Bureau of Prisons,...
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Pathetic Loser Donald Trump Will Do The Classiest GOP Wheeling And Dealing...
According to frothy wingnut internet rag Newsmax, the desperate and comically flailing Romney campaign is about to “unleash” bellicose cartoon human Donald Trump to help Mitt Romney win the vote of...
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